Society forsees homossexuals has a plurality of species.

Gays - fashionable well mannered hunks with gorgeous skin and who are very easy on the eyes
Queers - fashionably pink and femenin although they do look like men
Faggots - Queer's that look like girls
Queens - easily mistaken for women
Homossexuals - normal except for liking men (like that exception is no more comun on humans then in nature)
Homos - the bondadge version of homossexuals
And last but not least (if it really is the last cathegory, I mean, it's the last one I can think of but if you give me more I can detail it, I hope), the Heteros - pretty well closeted homossexuals.
These are only for males. Female homossexuals have some cathegories that are rather more different then these.

But... You know what's the really curious part of this whole thing?

Every
Single
One
Is
Actually
TRUE.

Interesting...
(I wonder in witch cathegory do I fit in?)